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Deputies search Grand Island for driver who was stopped, then stripped and fled

Updated: 07/19/08 2:24 PM

Erie County Sheriff's deputies were left scratching their heads Saturday after a man pulled over for a routine traffic stop on Grand Island suddenly ripped off his clothes and ran away.

At 8:41 a.m., a deputy pulled over the motorist on Grand Island Boulevard near Staley Road.

The driver, whose name was being withheld by authorities, inexplicably stripped down to his underpants and ran away on foot.

Sheriff's deputies began a search for the man and were assisted by a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol helicopter. They were still searching for the man Saturday afternoon.

Deputies couldn't understand why the man fled. They said he was facing only petty traffic violations.


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Dog Travels 70 Miles to Find His Marine Best Friend
2/16/2008

When Maj. Brian Dennis first spotted a scruffy German Shepard-Border collie mix at a fort in Iraq, the dog wasn't interested in making friends. The dog, who lived in the wild with a pack of canine companions, had already been through a lifetime's worth of pain and neglect. His ears had been cut off as a puppy, and he had been trained as a fighting dog. Now that he was finally free of his tormentors, the dog just wanted to be left alone.

But Dennis saw something special in the dog, which he nicknamed "Nubs," because of his missing ears. It took some time, but eventually Dennis had the dog eating out of his hand. One day, when Nubs showed up one day with a deep wound in his side, Dennis nursed him back to health. Soon, Dennis and Nubs were inseparable.

Sadly, Dennis learned that his unit would be forced to relocate to a new base, and he wasn't allowed to bring Nubs along. As he watched Nubs race alongside his Hummer as his unit drove away from the fort for the last time, he was sure that he would never see the dog again.

But two days later, a familiar face turned up at Dennis' new base: Somehow, Nubs had managed to follow the Marine unit through the Iraqi desert on foot, all the way to their new base – 70 miles away.

"I won't even address the gauntlet he had to run of dog packs, wolves, and God knows what else to get here," Dennis wrote. "When he arrived he looked like he'd just been through a war zone."

"Uh, wait a minute, he had."

Even though it was against military protocol, Dennis' unit felt compelled to give the determined dog a home. They built a doghouse for Nubs, but were soon informed by the military police that Nubs would have to live elsewhere. So, Dennis decided to take Nubs home with him. The dog is currently in Jordan, and will soon be sent on a plane to San Diego, where he'll be reunited with Dennis once again.

Dennis looks forward to taking Nubs to play on Dog Beach, feeding him gourmet dog food, and letting him bask in the sunlight, far away from the harsh Iraqi desert.

"He's always been a big dog lover," Dennis' mother, Marsha Cargo, told ABC News. "He's supposed to be this big, tough Marine, but he's really a softy."


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Man's Wedding Ring Deflects Robber's Potentially Lethal Bullet

Monday December 3, 2007
CityNews.ca Staff


Donnie Register is a happily married man, who will likely always proudly display his wedding ring. Especially after what happened to him this weekend. The Jackson, Mississippi man was in his antique store on Saturday when two men walked in and asked to see a sample of his rare coin collection.

When Donnie took it out, one of the patrons pulled a gun and demanded Register's register be emptied. When the owner didn't move fast enough, the gunman opened fire, aiming at the businessman's head. In a reflex reaction, Register threw up his left hand - the one with his wedding ring on it.
In an incredible coincidence you wouldn't believe in a fictional script, the bullet hit the ring and deflected the projectile. He was hurt - but still very much alive. "The bullet managed to go through two of his fingers without severing the bone," wife Darlene Register explains. "A part of the bullet broke off and is in his middle finger. The other part is in his neck, lodged in the muscle tissue. But it's not life-threatening."
Cops are still looking for the culprits, who got away with a lot of cash. But the one thing they didn't manage to take was the most precious of all - Register's life.


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Ontario woman goes on rampage with samurai sword

The Canadian Press
December 3, 2007 at 6:41 PM EST

MILTON, Ont. — A 21-year-old woman from Milton, Ont., is facing several charges after she allegedly used a samurai sword to attack her boyfriend, smash windows at a nearby gas station, hack at a car and wound an off-duty firefighter.
Halton regional police said the rampage started at about 8:45 p.m. Sunday, when a woman who was arguing with her 26-year-old boyfriend grabbed a samurai sword he had on display in his apartment and sliced him on the shoulder, arm and side of the head.
The man's brother, who was also in the apartment, ordered the woman to leave, and she complied. But that apparently did little to quell her fury.
Still wielding the sword, the woman then went to a gas station across the street and confronted a man — an off-duty firefighter — who was filling up his vehicle.
“The Milton firefighter pleaded with the female to drop the weapon,” Detective-Sergeant Murray Drinkwalter said Monday. “At that point she refused and continued to approach the firefighter.”
The part-time firefighter, Steven Reynolds, 42, ran inside the gas station and warned the two male clerks, aged 19 and 28, who set the automatic door locks. But that did little to deter the woman.
“The female then smashed out the windows to the doors with the samurai sword, then attacked a vehicle that was in the parking lot, causing considerable damage to the vehicle,” Det.-Sgt. Drinkwalter said.
“She then entered the gas station through the broken window and approached the two attendants who were behind the counter.”
Police say they believe the woman then raised the sword over her head. Mr. Reynolds quickly grabbed her from behind, but the woman then allegedly swung around and sliced him in the arm, causing a serious injury.
But Mr. Reynolds, with the help of the two clerks, still managed to disarm their assailant and restrain her until police arrived.
Det.-Sgt. Drinkwalter praised the bravery of the three men, in particular the firefighter.
“I, certainly, down the road will be recommending him for some citation,” he said.
Mr. Reynolds was taken to a Hamilton hospital to be treated for his wound, which was considered non-life-threatening. He had emergency surgery Sunday night and was still recovering Monday.
The woman's boyfriend was treated at a hospital in Milton for three wounds, which needed stitches.
The woman was taken to a hospital in Oakville, Ont., to be treated for her injuries.
Richele MacDonald of Milton, Ont., has been charged with two counts each of assault with a weapon, aggravated assault and mischief to property, and one count of possession of a weapon dangerous to the public peace. She has been remanded in custody and has a bail hearing on Wednesday morning in Milton.

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Sweaty man electrocuted by computer
By Li Xinran 2007-7-30 

A 20-YEAR-OLD student was electrocuted by his computer this morning in Shanghai's Yangpu District, Eastday.com reported.

The young man, who was identified as Wu, reportedly opened the external casing of the computer's CPU to prevent it from overheating because he didn't want to switch on the air conditioner in his home.

According to the report, his sweaty legs came into contact with the computer's wiring, which might have caused a short circuit. The computer's internal voltage is as high as 380 volts, enough to give a deadly shock.

An initial investigation by police officers and medical staff found Wu was electrocuted. They found bruises on his legs as well as blood from his nostrils.


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Artist draws portraits of the dead in their ashes

It's not just ashes to ashes, dust to dust any more.

A Canadian artist has come up with a new way to memorialise cremated loved ones: a portrait, drawn with a pencil created from their ashes.
Lucas Seaward, an Edmonton, Alberta, portrait artist, says he has developed a process for incorporating about a tablespoon of ashes into a type of pencil that can be used for drawing a memorial portrait in shades of grey.
He has formed a company, Honor Industries, to market the concept to funeral homes and applied to patent the pencil-making process.
Seaward isn't first to the plate with the concept of transforming human ashes. One US company offers to convert a loved-one's remains into a diamond.
But Seaward believes there is a growing market for ways to replace the traditional urn as the final repose for ashes.
"There are limited options for leaving a memorialised essence of an individual," he said. "I personally don't think an urn does justice."
A portrait of the deceased is not cheap. Producing a drawing can take anywhere between 30 and 200 hours and costs start at $C5000 ($NZ6209) depending on the size and complexity of the work.
"There are only so many high-quality professional artists that can do the work that's necessary," Seaward said. "It definitely isn't something we'll be able to do on a 24-hour turnaround."


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Strange but True News of the Week
'Let's All Hate Toronto'
POSTED: 11:04 a.m. EDT, April 13, 2007

TORONTO, Ontario (Reuters) -- The dislike of Canada's biggest city, Toronto, in the rest of the country runs so deep that a filmmaker has made a documentary about it.
"People in Toronto are soulless, one-eyed corporate zombies," Joey Keithley, of the Vancouver punk band D.O.A., says in the film, "Let's All Hate Toronto."
The 73-minute film, which premieres at Toronto's Hot Docs documentary festival next week, follows a character called Mister Toronto, who embarks on a cross-Canada trip brandishing a sign that reads "Toronto Appreciation Day" and steels himself for the onslaught.
His tour leads from Newfoundland on the Atlantic Coast to the Pacific city of Vancouver, where feelings against Toronto -- usually acknowledged as the country's financial center and the cultural capital of English Canada -- run deepest of all.
"There is something different (about hating Toronto). People are more passionate about it," filmmaker and co-director Albert Nerenberg said in an interview.
"People have a grudging respect for New York outside of the city, and have a grudging respect for London. But people outside of Toronto don't have that for Toronto, they really don't."
Nerenberg, who is from Montreal, got the idea for the film from a 1956 publication with the same name as the movie.
He said collective dislike of a city is not unique to Canada, and said he might like to make similar films on other countries' love-hate relationships with major cities.

Copyright 2007 Reuters. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.


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Police: Woman Pulls Out 27" Sword In Spat Over Parking Spot

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- An argument over a parking place outside a Florida Wal-Mart store erupted in a sword attack and landed a 46-year-old woman in jail, according to police.

Sharlott Till is accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly threatening women in another car with a 27-inch sword hidden inside her walking cane.

Police said Till and her husband were waiting to pull into a parking space at a Wal-Mart Sunday afternoon, when another car drove around them. According to the arrest report, Till approached a woman and her daughter in the other car and they exchanged profane words.

Witnesses told police that Till produced the sword and began swinging it around. She later told police she is trained in the use of a sword and was only attempting to scare the other driver.

Till's husband told police he didn't see the sword even though he was standing just feet away from the confrontation.

No one was hurt in the incident.

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Man tries to knock sweat shirt off power line... with metal pole.
May 8, 2006
BY STEVE PATTERSON Staff Reporter


The sweat shirt was dangling on power lines overhead as Sean Murray stepped outside the office. The Chicago man says he remembered company e-mails about everyone chipping in for a cleaner workplace, so he went looking for something to knock it down.

He found a metal pole.

After a few swings toward that sweat shirt, the metal pole struck the power line -- and Murray was jolted backward and soon on fire.

Though he suffered burns over 25 percent of his body, the company won't be paying for his huge medical bills, as he'd hoped.

The Appellate Court of Illinois ruled last week that Murray isn't entitled to workers compensation.
While admitting Murray, 31, had "an unusual thinking pattern" in swinging a metal pole near power lines, attorney Thomas Paris said his "zealous" client was following work rules and should receive proper compensation for it.

"You can be stupid as a rock and still be able to [be compensated], because there was no personal benefit for him in doing this," Paris said. "It was for the company's benefit that he did this."
$195,990 medical bills

But the appellate court, in supporting a decision from the Illinois Workers' Compensation Commission and Cook County Judge Alexander White, said Murray's injuries weren't consistent with the work he did for Imagesure, a consulting company.
As an office assistant, there was nothing in his job description that dealt with building cleanliness or that would lead him to swing a metal pole at power lines, the court said, so his $195,990 medical bills shouldn't be covered as a workplace injury. The incident occurred in 2003.

The bills stem from the extensive skin grafts Murray endured after suffering burns to his ear, neck, face, chest and arms.

But Murray insists that if not for a rash of vandalism complaints outside the company's headquarters, he wouldn't have even tried to dislodge the sweat shirt. He says he feared a neighborhood kid would try knocking it down with a rock and instead smash a window.

Company attorneys declined comment, while Murray -- who Paris said no longer works for Imagesure, located at 600 W. Chicago Ave. in the city -- couldn't be reached.

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Strange but True News of the Week

Extreme Makeover: The comics edition
Yowza! Take a look at the new Betty and Veronica.

They may be sexier, but their storylines will stick to 'the Archie Comics code of decency'

GUY DIXON


Betty and Veronica, those on-again, off-again rivals for the affections of Archie Andrews, will stop looking so cherubic, at least for a spell. Their cheeks won't be so rounded, their eyes so beaming or their noses quite so pert.
The two are getting a makeover in the pages of Betty & Veronica Double Digest beginning in May. Already some fans are up in arms.
If not exactly lifelike, the two will be drawn a little more like some young girls might want to see themselves, that is, more human than the traditional, distorted Archie look codified by artist Dan DeCarlo in the 1950s.
Four issues of Betty & Veronica Double Digest, starting with issue No. 151 due on newsstands May 14, will each feature a serialized story of 26 pages or so drawn in the new style. The running story, Bad Boy Trouble about a rebel who motorcycles into town and comes between the two girls, will be longer than the usual six-to-seven-page Betty and Veronica story. The rest of the 192-page issues, however, will feature the two girls and the Archie gang drawn in the old style, beaming eyes and all.
Publisher Michael Silberkleit at Archie Comics' office in Mamaroneck, N.Y., says he has already received angry e-mails from some diehard fans, yet positive ones too. There's a lot of misinformation out there about the makeover, he says, stressing that the entire Archie gang across all Archie publications won't be getting a new look, it will only occur in a few pages in four Betty & Veronica Double Digest issues.
If it proves popular, the new look may continue in some limited form.
So fear not, all you arch-Archie conservatives. The orange-haired kid won't loose those strange, slash marks on the side of his head in other Archie publications any time soon, though he may look different in the new story.
"What we're doing is appealing to a slightly older female audience who are ready to move on from reading our comics to some other medium. If we can get them interested in this more involved story, a romantic novel, we can keep the readers for a little longer," Silberkleit says. "But under no circumstances will all the Archie characters remain that way.
"We like to listen to our fans, and we had received some e-mails saying, 'Why don't you try something a little more realistic with the Archie characters or put a little romance into the story?' " Within the comic industry, Japanese-style manga has found a large audience among young women, the style has jumped from the racks of comic shops to shelf space in regular book stores. Archie Comics wants to tap into that market, but is doing so with its core newsstand buyers. Canada, in particular, is a strong market for Archie Comics, Silberkleit adds.
But don't expect Betty and Veronica to go all manga with skimpy clothes, teen sex or violence. Good golly, no. The new-look story will stay firmly within what Silberkleit calls "the Archie Comics code of decency."
"There will be no denigrating anybody, no putting down authority or family, no sex, no drugs. The characters will still wear seatbelts. There'll be no smoking. Nobody is going to break the law. It's going to be the same thing from dear old Riverdale [the characters' hometown] that we know and love," he says.
For diehards who think a vaguely more realistic Betty and Veronica is somehow suggestive, take a look on the Internet at old issues. The two, as originally drawn in the forties and fifties by illustrator Bob Montana with all their fierce proportions, used to be the ultimate sweater girls with A-bomb warheads. The new look may carry a certain lineage from those early days, but at the same time, it also seems far, far removed.


 

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How hard can it be to cancel an AOL account?
One man's frustrating call, caught on tape, resounds in the blogosphere

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More than 800,000 people canceled their AOL accounts last quarter. So it must be easy to cancel right? Not always.
Two weeks ago, Vincent Ferrari tried to cancel his 5-year-old account—he'd heard from others in the blogosphere that AOL customer service could be awful. So he recorded the conversation with a representative named John. Here is the transcript of the conversation:

AOL: Hi, this is John at AOL. How may I help you today?
Ferrari: I want to cancel my account.
AOL: OK. I mean, is there a problem with the software itself?
Ferrari: No. I don't use it. I don't need it. I don't want it.
John disputes Ferrari's claim that he never uses the account.
AOL: Last year, last month it was 545 hours of usage.
Ferrari: I don't know how to make it any clearer. So I'm just gonna say it one last time. Cancel the account.
AOL: Well, explain to me what is wrong.
Ferrari:  I'm not explaining anything to you. Cancel the account.

It goes on like this for 5 minutes.

Ferrari: Cancel my account. Cancel the account. Cancel the account.

CNBC later interviewed Ferrari by phone about his experience. “I've never ever experienced anything like that,” he said.
He recounts how the AOL representative as a last resort even asked if his dad was home.

“I think I could've put up with everything, but at the point when he asked to speak to my father, I came very close to losing it at that point,” said 30-year-old Ferrari.

Ferrari then posted the call online, and the response was tremendous. AOL sent him an apology.
Chris Denove of market research firm J.D. Power & Associates says companies talk about customer satisfaction but actually see their call centers as a costly investment.

“They're trying to squeeze every penny out of that cost center without regard for what may be happening, the damage that may be done,” said Denove.

AOL later tried to make amends. They sent a statement to CNBC claiming that the incident was inexcusable and that the customer representative, John, violated guidelines and was no longer with the company. “We're going to learn from this. We can do better, and will," the statement said.

To put this claim to the test, CNBC reporter Matt Lefkowitz called again. Here is a rough transcript:
CNBC: I want to cancel my AOL account.
He was promptly disconnected.
He tried again.

CNBC: I need to cancel my AOL account. I never really use it. ... Well, if I can cancel it anytime, why can't I cancel it now? Can I just cancel my account?

It took him 45 minutes to finally get his account canceled.
Vincent Ferrari’s blog is now inundated with others who say they've suffered the same fate, making him the patron saint of customer dissatisfaction.After this story aired on CNBC Tuesday, AOL issued the following statement, attributed to spokeperson Nicholas Graham.

"At AOL, we have zero-tolerance for customer care incidents like this - which is deeply regrettable and also absolutely inexcusable. The employee in question violated our customer service guidelines and practices, and everything that AOL believes to be important in customer care - chief among them being respect for the member, and swiftly honoring their requests. This matter was dealt with immediately and appropriately, and the employee cited here is no longer with the Company.

"I've spoken directly to Mr. Ferrari and personally apologized to him for what took place. Many here have taken a strong interest in this episode - even going so far as to email all customer service representatives about it as an example of how we should never treat a member. We're going to learn from this - and continue to make the necessary, positive changes to our practices. This was an aberration and a mistake, and we have to manage these incidents down to zero as best we can. That means improving our already strong safeguards in place today, and maintaining rigorous internal and external compliance methods. We can do better - and we will."


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Strange but True News of the Week

Man gets breast implants on dare.

In 1998 Maxim introduced Brian Zembic, the man who cashed in on a $100,000 dare by getting breast implants for a year. So, eight years later, how come he’s still got ’em?

When Brian Zembic first shows me his tits, we’re in his bedroom. Door closed. Curtains drawn. Lights off. Pitch black. Then he flicks a switch, and suddenly a pair of glowing pink orbs appear, hovering weirdly in the darkness.

“Look at these fucking things!” yells Zembic, who’s standing there topless, holding two flashlights beneath his breasts and looking down at the spectacle. “Don’t they look alien?”

They do. Eerily translucent and slightly hairy. They look like they might hatch. “Before I got them, I had no idea they glowed like this,” he continues. “Apparently, it doesn’t work with silicone. Only saline.”

Zembic, 44, has every reason to marvel at his tits. They have, after all, made him a legend. As constant companions, they entered his life when he and his friends—a motley rabble of wealthy Vegas gamblers who bet on pretty much anything—were discussing how nuts it was that their friend Martha, and for that matter women in general, went under the knife for a bigger rack. Were breasts really that important?

“I said, ‘Fuck, yeah! The only reason Martha gets attention is because she has boobs,’” recalls Zembic. “‘And if I had them, I’d get just as much attention. Even more. Because the whole world revolves around boobs.’”

So one of his pals, a high-stakes backgammon player, issued a put-your-money-where-your-mouth-is challenge. He said he’d give Zembic $100,000 if he got breast implants. At first Zembic hedged, but eventually a meeting was called—a “titty tribunal”—and the terms were set. Zembic would get the money if he lasted a year with the globes intact. All he had to do was pay for the surgery itself.

So he did. To everyone’s astonishment, he forked out a few grand for a pair of C-cups. That was in 1997. Eight years ago. When Titanic came out. Yet today he’s still got the tits.

“You know why? Because I can’t afford to have the damn things taken out!” He’s grinning. “No, seriously, it’s because I hate operations. That general anesthetic, it makes me so sick. And now I’ve had them in so long, there’s all this scar tissue underneath…”

Zembic drops his head in a rare moment of contemplation. “You know what? I can’t even remember what it’s like not having them. Is it really eight years? Shit. That’s nearly a fifth of my life. That’s a long time to have boobs.”

Brian Zembic is a unique and exceptional man—not so much because he’s got hooters, but because, on him, they seem almost incidental. He’s loud and manic, the center of attention. He’s a brilliant sleight-of-hand magician, constantly whipping out a deck of cards. He’s a Ping-Pong coach and world-class blackjack and backgammon player. Gambling has paid for everything he owns, including a beautiful four-bedroom home in Las Vegas with a yellow Hummer parked out front.

But his pals don’t call him the Wiz simply for his gambling and magic skills. The man with the mammaries also has an uncanny ability to get hot women giggling their way into the sack.

“It’s unbelievable,” says his friend Derek, a professional blackjack player. “It’s not as though he’s good-looking. But he gets away with murder. He gets them laughing, pulls a few cards out of their cleavage, and next thing you know he’s cupping their tits and they’re away.”

Zembic was always a tit man. “I was breast-fed until the age of six,” he kids. Having his own pair has done nothing to dilute his fetish. “I still live for nice breasts, even though my own don’t do anything for me,” he says. “That was my big worry about getting the implants: How the hell am I going to get some chi-chi? But, you know, I’m shocked—there’s never been a girl who hasn’t enjoyed them. The boobs help. Now if I think I have no shot with a girl, I use the boobs. If I had them removed, I’d be like, ‘Jesus Christ, how am I going to get a date now?’”

At first glance (long, disbelieving stare is more like it), it’s tough to imagine the breasts are such a chick magnet. They’re hairy, for starters. “I shave them when I have a date,” Zembic says. “I’m a gentleman like that.” So what’s the chick appeal? The curiosity factor? Or the fact that he’s a minor celebrity with a book—The Man With the $100,000 Breasts and Other Gambling Stories—named after his startling appendages? “A lot of things contribute,” he explains. “But I think it’s also because they’re all lesbians. I’m serious. They play around with them, they suck them, they rub theirs on mine. And they get to do all that without feeling like they’re lesbians.”

Does it feel good to have women sucking your tits?

“Not really, but I never had any feeling there before,” he says. “I just fake it to keep it going. It’s a turn-on for me to watch two girls. So when I’m with a girl, I pretend it’s not me and I’m on the outside, watching two lesbos going at it.”

In addition to fame and pseudo-lesbo action, Zembic’s jugs have brought him a small fortune. After the book came out, he appeared on The Man Show, The Howard Stern Radio Show, and Inside Edition, among others. He posed for both The Star newspaper and Helmut Newton. Then there were all the side bets. For example, a high-rolling pal gave him $2,000 to flash his tits in the middle of a casino. So far, he estimates, his snoobs have earned him about $270,000.

But it hasn’t all been cash and chicks. As any well-endowed woman will tell you, having a mondo rack has its disadvantages. To keep his gazongas hidden in public, Zembic has to dress a certain way—not in cleavage-enhancing bras, but spandex tops and billowy shirts. His outfits are odd—think hospital orderly—but he insists that’s not out of embarrassment. Pens in his shirt pocket chafe, and jogging’s painful without a sports bra. As for swimming or getting a tan, he hasn’t done either in eight years. And airport security is always treacherous.

“It’s embarrassing when they start pronging you right in front of everyone,” he says. “Once they back-roomed me. They looked at me like they thought I had a bomb. Luckily, I had the book with me, which explains everything. So now I always gotta pack that book when I fly.”

But these are minor irritations. In general, the boobs appear to have treated him well. Ironically, they’ve even kept him in shape. “I can’t put on weight, because then my boobs look like shit,” he says. “I want my boobs to look good, even if I’m the only one who sees them! Now I know why girls are always dieting. It’s for their boobs. I’m serious. I’ve got an insight into women now. Girls can relate to me, too. They talk to me the way they talk to gay guys. The only difference is, afterward, I try to bang ’em.”

The only time he feared his breasts might seriously backfire was with his ex-wife, the mother of his five-year-old daughter, Mika. When they were first dating, even having sex, he managed to keep them secret from her. “I thought she would freak out,” he says. “So I just kept pushing her away if she tried to touch me there. When I eventually told her [by handing her the book], she just cried. She was worried her parents wouldn’t accept me because they were traditional Chinese. But after an hour, she was over it and we were in the sack. We got married about six months afterward.”

Zembic’s in-laws eventually found out about his sweater meat through a TV show. “It was one of those ‘Will the real Brian Zembic stand up?’ things,” he says. “But even her parents accepted me in the end.” The reason he split from his wife wasn’t implant-related. He says it was because “she wanted to go gambling, and I wanted to stay home with Mika.” And, yes, little Mika knows all about Daddy’s hooters.

Perhaps most surprisingly, having breasts seems to have settled Zembic down. One might even suggest they’ve imparted a nesting instinct. Before the operation, Zembic frequently traveled across the country and Europe, outsmarting casinos at blackjack tables and nearly killing himself in a motorcycle crash in Spain. But since the breasts were installed, he’s become a stay-at-home dad who lounges about, playing online poker and coaching Ping-Pong. For a few grand, he’ll do the occasional magic show.

“I’ve got my savings,” says the ultimate Mr. Mom. “And I don’t want to risk that now that I’ve got Mika.”

Besides, the biggest payday may be on the horizon. There’s been talk of a Boob Man movie for six years now. The script’s finished and various actors have expressed interest, including David Duchovny, who joked that, to impress the Academy, he’d actually get implants for the part.

“I was done after a year, I wanted them out,” Zembic says. “But then every year when they renewed the rights, they kept saying, ‘Keep the tits so you can appear at the end of the movie. It’ll be really cool.’”

David Higgins, the producer, laughs. “I’m not insisting that he keep his implants in; it’s completely up to him,” he says. “It would be great for marketing, of course, but we can always find another way.”

The simple truth is that Zembic is attached to his tits.

“If I ever looked in the mirror and thought, What the fuck am I doing with these?, then I’d get them out,” he says. “But I’ve got to say, I like them. They’re mine, they’re me. What can I say?”

Nevertheless, the clock is ticking on the most famous knockers in gambling history. He recently accepted a bet from pal Michael Sall, a high-stakes gin player, that throws the future of his chest into question. Zembic groans just thinking about it. “I get $50,000 if I go to a D-cup, or $10,000 if I take them out. But I have to pay $20,000 if I leave them in.” He looks pained. “I’ve got till February…”

http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=6641


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Strange but True News of the Week
Eyelash transplants set to sweep nip tuck world

By Jill Serjeant
Reuters

Oct 24, 2006 — LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Think you've seen it all when it comes to cosmetic surgery?
Look more closely. Eyelash transplant surgery wants to become the new must-have procedure for women — and the occasional man — convinced that beauty is not so much in the eye of the beholder as in front of the eye itself.
Using procedures pioneered by the hair loss industry for balding men, surgeons are using "plug and sew" techniques to give women long, sweeping lashes once achieved only by glued on extensions and thick lashings of mascara.
And just like human hair — for that is the origin — these lashes just keep on growing.
"Longer, thicker lashes are an ubiquitous sign of beauty. Eyelash transplantation does for the eyes what breast augmentation does for the figure," said Dr Alan Bauman, a leading proponent of eyelash transplants.
"This is a brand new procedure for the general public (and) it is going to explode," Bauman told Reuters during what was billed as the world's first live eyelash surgery workshop for about 40 surgeons from around the world.
Under the procedure, a small incision is made at the back of the scalp to remove 30 or 40 hair follicles which are carefully sewn one by one onto the patient's eyelids. Only light sedation and local anesthetics are used and the cost is around $3,000 an eye.
The technique was first confined to patients who had suffered burns or congenital malformations of the eye. But word spread and about 80 percent are now done for cosmetic reasons.
For many women, eyelash surgery is simply an extra item on the vast nip tuck menu that has lost its old taboos.
More than 10 million cosmetic procedures — from tummy tucks to botox — were performed in the United States in 2005, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. The figure represents a 38 percent increase over the year 2000.
Erica Lynn, 27, a Florida model with long auburn hair, breast implants and a nose job, had eyelash transplants three years ago because she was fed up with wearing extensions on her sandy-colored lashes.
"When I found out about it, I just had to have it done. Everyone I mention it to wants it. I think eyelashes are awesome. You can never have enough of them," Lynn said.
Bauman, who practices in Florida, does about three or four a month. Dr. Sara Wasserbauer, a Northern California hair restoration surgeon, says she has been inundated by requests.
"I have been getting a ton of eyelash inquiries … If I had $10 dollars for every consultation, I'd be a rich woman."
The surgery is not for everyone. The transplanted eyelashes grow just like head hair and need to be trimmed regularly and sometimes curled. Very curly head hair makes for eyelashes with too much kink.

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Russian Refuses to Accept Prize Won for His Work
on One of the World's Toughest Math Problems
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By DANIEL WOOLLS

MADRID, Spain Aug 22, 2006 (AP)— A reclusive Russian won an academic prize Tuesday for work toward solving one of history's toughest math problems, but he refused to accept the award a stunning renunciation of accolades from the top minds in his field.
Grigory Perelman, a 40-year-old native of St. Petersburg, was praised for work in the field known as topology, which studies shapes, and for a breakthrough that might help scientists figure out nothing less than the shape of the universe.
But besides shunning the medal, academic colleagues say he also seems uninterested in a separate, $1 million prize he might be awarded for his feat, which proved a theorem about the nature of multidimensional space that has stumped people for 100 years.
The Fields Medal was announced at the International Congress of Mathematicians, an event held every four years, this time in Madrid.
Three other mathematicians another Russian, a Frenchman and an Australian also won Fields honors this year. They received their awards from King Juan Carlos to loud applause from delegates to the conference. But Perelman was not present.
"I regret that Dr. Perelman has declined to accept the medal," said John Ball, president of the International Mathematical Union, which is holding the convention.
Perelman's work is still under review, but no one has found any serious flaw in it, the union said in a statement.
Ball later told The Associated Press he did not interpret Perelman's decision to shun the medal as an insult to the world's top math brains. "I am sure he did not mean it that way," he said.
"He has his reasons," Ball added, without saying what they might be.
The riddle Perelman tackled is called the Poincare conjecture, which essentially says that in three dimensions, a doughnut shape cannot be transformed into a sphere without ripping it, although any shape without a hole can be stretched or shrunk into a sphere.
The prize money is separate, and will be decided in about two years by a private foundation, the Clay Mathematics Institute in Cambridge, Mass., after other academics have analyzed Perelman's work.

If his proof stands the test of time, Perelman will win all or part of the $1 million prize money. In 2000, the institute announced bounties for seven unresolved, historic math problems, including the one Perelman tackled.
Two weeks ago, academics began analyzing Perelman's work, which draws heavily from a technique developed by another mathematician, Richard Hamilton of Columbia University. The institute says it could conceivably share the money.

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Baby bungle mum billed for hospital error
By Jane Metlikovec
October 25, 2006 07:34am


A DEVASTATED new mum was billed more than $100 for the blood test she was forced to provide after her baby was breastfed by the wrong woman in another maternity ward mix-up.
Cheltenham mum Caroline Laws said she was distraught when she learned baby Elise had been sent to the wrong mother just hours after her birth at East St Kilda's Masada Private Hospital on August 30.

Ms Laws said Elise was breastfed for 15 minutes by the wrong mum before staff realised the bungle.

Masada Private Hospital's director of nursing refused to comment when called by the Herald Sun yesterday.

The revelation comes just days after a first-time mum breastfed the wrong baby at St Vincent's Private Hospital.

The Williamstown woman complained to a midwife she did not think the baby was hers before the mix-up was discovered on Sunday. The hospital is investigating.

Ms Laws said she and husband Brett were stunned when a blood test invoice for just over $100 arrived at their home last month.

"I couldn't believe they had the audacity to send me the bill," she said.

"I phoned them straight away to tell them there was no way I was paying and I sent it back."

Ms Laws said she was so upset she left the hospital just one day after Elise's birth without making a formal complaint.

"I just wanted to get out of there," she said.

The mix-up happened when Ms Laws briefly sent Elise to the nursery so she could sleep, she said.

The nurses undressed Elise to give her a bath, before wrapping her in a standard-issue hospital blanket and sending her to the wrong mother, Ms Laws said.

Ms Laws, who has two other children, Adam, 4, and Daisy, 2, said she still looked at her two-month-old and thought about her being fed by another woman.

"I feel absolutely violated. Feeding is such a special thing," she said.

Ms Laws said she had to wait almost a full day before blood test results from both herself and the other woman confirmed neither child had contracted any illnesses.

Despite repeated requests to the hospital for a full summary of events, Ms Laws said she had received nothing.

"The most important thing for hospitals to do now is tighten their procedures to ensure every newborn is with their mother," Ms Laws said.

Sunday's mix-up at St Vincent's Private is the second known involving the hospital.

Ringwood mum Mary Pearson said she was handed the wrong baby two days after giving birth to Michaela in 1994.

Ms Pearson said she breastfed the infant for five minutes in the middle of the night before realising the mistake.

"Obviously nothing has changed in their practices in all this time," she said.

Ms Pearson said the recent cases had also upset her daughter.

"My daughter seriously asked me today if I was sure she was my daughter," Ms Pearson said.

"We look too much alike so I know she is."

In 2003, a Royal Women's Hospital nurse was reprimanded after a mother who had given birth to a girl was given a boy to feed the next day.

Blood tests and screening cleared the infants of any transmitted disease and the parents were offered counselling.

Nola Jenkins, who as a baby was part of Victoria's most notorious maternity ward mix-up, told the Herald Sun she was sad to hear such mistakes were still happening.

Ms Jenkins and Lee Morrison were born within minutes of each other in Kyneton Hospital, 85km north of Melbourne, in 1945.

Gwen Morrison was convinced Lee - the baby she took home -- was not hers, sparking a marathon custody battle with the Jenkins family that went all the way to the Privy Council in London.

Blood tests proved inconclusive and, by the time the girls were five, the Privy Council decided Nola should stay with the Jenkinses.

"I am surprised it is still happening and it is an awful shame," Ms Jenkins said yesterday.

"But I have had a good life and I am very fortunate. It was all a long time ago now for me."


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Jetliner pilot locked out of cockpit after toilet break
POSTED: 10:34 a.m. EDT, August 31, 2006

OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- The pilot of a Canadian airliner who went to the washroom during a flight found himself locked out of the cockpit, forcing the crew to remove the door from its hinges to let him back in, the airline said on Wednesday.
The incident occurred aboard a flight from Ottawa to Winnipeg on Saturday. The regional jet, capable of carrying 50 people, was operated by Air Canada's Jazz subsidiary.
Jazz spokeswoman Manon Stewart said that with 30 minutes of the flight to go, the pilot went to the washroom, leaving the first officer in charge. But when he tried to get back into the cockpit, the door would not open.
"The door malfunctioned ... this is a very rare occurrence," Stewart said, adding that the crew's decision to remove the door had been in line with company policy.
A report in the Ottawa Citizen newspaper said that for about 10 minutes "passengers described seeing the pilot bang on the door and communicating with the cockpit through an internal telephone, but being unable to open the door."
Stewart said the paper's report was "a bit dramatic" and stressed that at no time had the plane or passengers been in danger. She did not say how many people had been on board.

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English woman wakes after stroke with Jamaican accent
By Nigel Bunyan
(Filed: 04/07/2006)

A woman spoke of her distress yesterday at emerging from a stroke to find that her Geordie accent had been transformed into a Jamaican one.

Linda Walker, 60, is one of only 50 people to have been recorded as suffering from foreign accent syndrome. She is now helping researchers from Newcastle University in the hope that they can find a cure for future sufferers.

The condition occurs when patients wake up after a brain injury. In Mrs Walker's case it appeared as she regained consciousness from a stroke in March.

She failed to realise the extent of the transformation of her voice until her speech therapist played her a tape.

"I was devastated," said Mrs Walker. "I don't sound like me. It is so strange because you don't feel the same person. Not only did I have a stroke but I got lumbered with this foreign accent syndrome as well."

There is nothing in Mrs Walker's history to indicate why she should now have an accent that some hear as Jamaican and others as an Eastern European dialect.

She was brought up in the Westerhope area of Newcastle and now lives a short distance away in Fenham. She lived for a brief period of time in Canada.

After four months of speech therapy she is beginning to despair of recovering her native accent.

She said: "I want my own voice back. It's like losing a big part of your identity. You don't feel like the same person any more."

Frauke Buerk, Mrs Walker's speech therapist, said: "Although Linda has improved it looks likely that she will be left with an accent."

Foreign accent syndrome was first discovered in Norway in 1941 when a young woman started to speak with a German accent after an air raid.


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DEA agent suspended after shooting himself during school demonstration.
Investigation Launched Into Who Leaked Internet Video

ORLANDO, Fla. -- An agent with the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency was been suspended after video surfaced showing the man shooting himself during a gun safety class in front of a group of Orlando fourth-graders, according to Local 6 News.

An investigation has been launched to determine who leaked the home video of the undercover DEA agent shooting himself at an event sponsored by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf Association.

Before the shooting, the agent was videotaped talking about how certain weapons are popular with rap artists.
"This is a Glock 40," the agent said on the tape. "Fifty Cent, Too Short, all of them talk about a Glock 40, OK?," he said. "I'm the only one in this room professional enough that I know of to carry this Glock 40."

Seconds later, the agent shot himself in the foot.
"See how that accident happened, that could happen to you and you could be blown away," the agent said after the shooting.

Experts in the field said that the undercover agent should never have been videotaped because it could put the agent's life at risk, Local 6 News reported.

"It puts a lot of undercover agents in jeopardy if their faces are videotaped," the masked agent told Local 6 News. "His identity is burned. His identity is known as a police officer and its a potential personal safety hazard to himself as well as his family members."

The video of the shooting is posted on several Web sites on the Internet. The video shows the shooting and the agent's face.

Local 6 News did not show the entire video of the shooting because the undercover officer could be identified in some of the shots.
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Parent /Teacer proof ringtones, only the kids can hear them.

A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.

Techno-savvy pupils have adapted the Mosquito alarm, used to drive teenage gangs away from shopping centres.

They can receive calls and texts during lessons without teachers having the faintest idea what is going on
The alarm, which has been praised by police, is highly effective because its ultra-high sound can be heard only by youths but not by most people over 20.

Schoolchildren have recorded the sound, which they named Teen Buzz, and spread it from phone to phone via text messages and Bluetooth technology.

Now they can receive calls and texts during lessons without teachers having the faintest idea what is going on.

A secondary school teacher in Cardiff said: 'All the kids were laughing about something, but I didn't know what. They know phones must be turned off during school. They could all hear somebody's phone ringing but I couldn't hear a thing.

'One of the other children told me all about it later. I couldn't be too cross, because it shows resourcefulness.'

The Mosquito technology is said to play on a medical phenomenon called presbycusis, or age-related hearing loss.

It is thought to begin at 20 and first affect the highest frequencies ? 18 to 20kHz.

The device was developed by Merthyr Tydfil-based Compound Security.

Boss Howard Stapleton said: 'I think it is a giggle. A teacher would be able to hear the sound only from 1m away. Teenagers could hear it from much further away.'


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Air Force One Subject to Internet Hoax
dailytech.com- Michael Hoffman - April 24, 2006 1:05 AM

Air Force One, the jet responsible for transporting President Bush and his staff around the world, was recently used as part of an Internet hoax. It all started when a low-quality, grainy video showed someone climbing over a barbed wire fence to spray paint graffiti on Air Force One -- the jet looked so authentic that the Air Force actually checked to see if the real aircraft had been vandalized. How was it done? The people that made the video rented a 747 and then painted it to look similar to the Air Force One. After the first time consuming task was completed, it was time to film a renegade video that depicted the alleged act. Once that was done, the video began circulating around the Internet. The amount spent on the prank was not disclosed. The Associated Press reports:
" I wanted to do something culturally significant, wanted to create a real pop-culture moment," said Marc Ecko of Marc Ecko Enterprises. "It’s this completely irreverent, over-the-top thing that could really never happen: this five-dollar can of paint putting a pimple on this Goliath."
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Electrical current boosts brain power by 20 percent.
By Amit Asaravala


Sending a weak electrical impulse through the front of a person's head can boost verbal skills by as much as 20 percent, according to a new study by the U.S. National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke.
In the study, researchers at the institute asked 103 volunteers to recall as many words that begin with a particular letter as possible. The researchers then passed a 2-milliamp current -- one-tenth of what is needed to power a small LED (light-emitting diode) light -- through electrodes attached to the surfaces of the volunteers' foreheads. When the volunteers were quizzed again while the current was still on, this time with a different letter, they were able to come up with 20 percent more words on average.
The only side effect reported was an itching or "fizzing" sensation around the scalp where the electrode was attached.
The findings could lead to new, drugless treatments for the symptoms of brain injuries and diseases, the researchers said.
"This could be a very helpful way of boosting brain function in people with brain disorders," said lead researcher Eric Wassermann, a neurobiologist with the National Institute's Brain Stimulation Unit in Bethesda, Maryland. "Drugs have more side effects and addictive potential. This doesn't seem to have those problems, at least at this point."
Though it's not clear exactly why a current boosts a person's verbal response, the research team believes it may allow cells in the prefrontal cortex, the region of the brain associated with verbal memory, to transmit signals more easily.
"What we think we're doing is changing the electrical environment of neurons and causing them to change their activity," said Wassermann.
Theoretically, the technique could also improve skills associated with other regions of the brain, he said.
It isn't the first time doctors and scientists have used electricity to modify the way the brain works. Some historians believe Greek physicians as early as the second century directed patients to apply a live torpedo fish, a type of electric ray, to the forehead as a cure for headaches.
More recently, scientists have tried using an electrode-free procedure known as transcranial magnetic stimulation to treat hallucinations and severe depression. But the process is considered risky because it can trigger seizures in some cases.
The National Institute's low-current technique does not seem to have this problem so far, but Wassermann cautions that more research is needed. "It's unknown whether chronically overdriving an impaired system might cause it to burn out faster," he said.
Still, Wassermann said he is excited about the doors that his team's discovery may open for cognitive science.
"This process is so easy to miniaturize that it essentially becomes wearable," he said. "One day, a patient could be wearing it in a hat with the power source in a bucket and turning it on perhaps at critical times of day."
But don't expect to be able to buy a "thinking cap" to help your kids with their homework anytime soon. Wassermann said he and his team only plan to focus on medical applications right now.
"The question of improving normal function is fraught with complexity," he said. "It's going to come up, obviously, but it's not something that I'm planning to do at this point."


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Man who was deaf for 15 years feels pop in his ears, regains perfect hearing

A former soldier who lost his hearing 15 years ago has suddenly regained it on a ski lift in the Italian Dolomites.
Derek Glover, 72, from Bourne, Lincolnshire, was 7,000ft up on holiday with his daughter when he heard a loud pop and his hearing returned.
Mr Glover's hearing was first damaged while on National Service 50 years ago and gradually worsened until he had to have a hearing aid fitted 15 years ago.
Doctors have so far been unable to explain what happened.
'Believe in miracles'
Mr Glover said: "I'd been skiing all morning and we'd decided we'd had enough so we were coming down in the cable car with my daughter and son-in-law.
" All of a sudden my ears went pop and their voices were dead clear, it was unbelievable.
" The doctor can't explain anything and he's starting to believe in miracles I think."
Mr Glover put his poor hearing down to firing rounds on the army shooting range when he was a soldier on National Service.
But he added that the army had also taught him to ski which was a very fortunate thing.
David Reid, of Deafness Research UK, said: "Regaining your hearing because of a change in altitude is very unusual - and the NHS aren't going to be prescribing holidays to the Alps anytime soon!"


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Second floor of one-story office building discovered after 70 years

EVANSVILLE, Ind. A couple touring an old office building they hoped to buy made a shocking find _ the structure's second story had been sealed off from the world for some 70 years.
Lincoln and Lucille York Christensen bought the building last summer after discovering that a stairway passage to the second floor had been removed and the floor closed off.
Although most of the hidden floor's furnishings had been removed before it was sealed off, the room still offered a time capsule to the world of the 1930s.
A stack of canceled checks, all dated between June and December 1930, had been left on one of the two fireplace mantels. The checks were drawn on the account of the E-M Bush Hardware Company _ a dealer in cutlery, tools and builders hardware.
Underneath the stack of checks was a ledger book, all entries in pencil.
The floor was fitted with ceiling light fixtures designed for both electric and gas lights and contained a heavy wooden display rack like those seen at hardware counters of the era.

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Naked train driver dismissed
08/12/2005 14:43 - (SA)


London - The driver of a 200km per hour Sheffield to London express train has been sacked after he stripped naked at the controls and snapped a picture of himself in the buff.
A spokesperson for Midland Main Line said on Thursday: "The driver was suspended straight away while we held a full investigation.
" The driver has now been dismissed. Safety is, and always will be, our main priority."
The driver, whose name was not disclosed, was believed to have used his camera-fitted mobile phone to snap the photo. It was later sent on to a Midland Mainline railway employee, who informed bosses.


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Discussing art relieves constipation: study
AFP
October 17, 2005


STOCKHOLM: Viewing and discussing art not only soothes the soul, it also helps cure ills like high blood pressure and constipation, according to a Swedish researcher.
Britt-Maj Wikstroem of the Ersta Skoendal University College in Stockholm had 20 women of around 80 years of age gather once a week for four months to discuss different works of art.
" The result was positive. Their attitudes became more positive, more creative, their blood pressure went in the right direction ... and they used fewer laxatives," she told AFP.
A control group of 20 women who met to discuss their hobbies and interests once a week instead of art did not experience the same effects, she pointed out.
" There was a significant difference between the groups," she said, adding that the art group had continued to show positive effects many months after their last discussion.
Wikstroem has been studying the effects of art on people in different settings since the 1980s, including a study of how museum art hung in offices impacts on the employees working there.
" It's all about using art in a structured way," she said.


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Physicist discovers a formula for laughter.
A sense of humor is a strong male quality, and always implies agression.
10/03/2005 11:03

U.S. scientist Igor Krishtafovich discovered a formula of laughter. He came to Moscow to spread the formula among his former compatriots. As it turned out, humor is a weapon.
Igor Krishtafovich is confident that humor always implies aggression. "It is a bloodless verbal fight aiming to raise your status and strengthen your position. Even a friendly banter is a sort of intellectual clash, a kind of training before serious battles. In fact, we try to figure out who's the boss in the family when we poke fun at our loved ones," says Mr. Krishtafovich.
" Why the man who just cracked a nice joke is normally laughing louder than the others?"
" Well, he feels on top of the world, his moment of triumph has just arrivided."
" If laughter is akin to aggression, why women have a liking for jesters?"
" A sense of humor is a strong male quality. It is a sign of good intellect. Evolution stakes precisely on the intellect since a smart fellow has more chances of survival. That is why a sense of humor can be a much bigger sign of masculinity than the pumped-up muscles. Needless to say, I'm talking about the subconscious level of perception."
Formula of laughter
According to Mr. Krishtafovich's theory, humor has always been around. Even in prehistoric times when man was just a few steps away from monkey. This is a prehistoric reaction on the level of reflex. Humankind has refined humor over thousands of years of history. Humor became more exquisite and complex. These days it is hard to make people laugh yet you can succeed if you follow the formula by Igor Krishtafovich. Using the formula, you can even find out whether your joke was good or not.
" The formula is primarily for comedians, writers who write satirical pieces, and politicians. A good joke can effectively entice the voters. Sure thing, you should bear in mind the mood of an audience and complexity of a joke," says Mr. Krishtafovish
The formula is as following:
HE = PI x C/T + BM
PI - personal involvement
C - complexity of a joke. The higher degree of complexity the better provided that your audience can solve the problem within 1 or 2 seconds.
T - time spent by a person solving a joke. The longer the time, the weaker the effect.
BM - background mood. A joker can have an advantage if an audience enjoys the show. However, a real good joke can "blow up" the most dismal audience.
HE - humor effectiveness.


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This article was posted before Katrina: New Orleans police arbitrarily fires 700 blank rounds to test response, nobody calls to report the gunfire.

POSTED: 1:56 pm CDT August 18, 2005

NEW ORLEANS -- Murder rates have fallen dramatically in many major U.S. cities -- but that's not happening in the Big Easy.
Although the murder rate in New Orleans is lower than it was a decade ago, it's rising and is nearly 10 times the national average.
A criminologist said the city's trend is the reverse of 46 of the top 50 cities in the United States.
Experts said the trend in the city that's home to the popular French Quarter exists for several reasons -- drugs, too few police, inexperienced prosecutors, and residents staying quiet because they fear retaliation.
They point to an experiment last year by university researchers in which police fired 700 blank rounds in a New Orleans neighborhood in a single afternoon.
No one called police to report the gunfire.

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Manual Transmission Foils Carjacker

Sep 26, 8:53 PM (ET)

SHAWNEE, Kan. (AP) - A would-be carjacker got away with nothing more than the keys Monday after he apparently was thwarted by the vehicle's manual transmission.
The thief was armed with a shotgun when he ordered a 26-year-old man out of his Chevrolet Camaro in a suburban Kansas City parking lot. The driver complied, but when the robber got into the car he was unable to manage the stick shift.
The robber fled the scene in a four-door car that someone else was driving.
Police are investigating whether the attempted theft is linked to four similar robberies in Johnson County during the past week.


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New Bosnia icon: Bruce Lee

Monday, September 12, 2005; Posted: 9:44 a.m. EDT (13:44 GMT)SARAJEVO, Bosnia-Herzegovina (Reuters)

The ethnically divided Bosnian city of Mostar has agreed to erect a new symbol of unity -- a statue of kung fu legend Bruce Lee, worshipped by Muslims, Serbs and Croats.
A group of enthusiasts came up with the idea of honoring the childhood hero of the city's ethnic groups in 2003, on the 30th anniversary of his death. They launched the project, found donors and waited a year for the city's approval.
"We plan to erect the statue in November in the center of the city," Veselin Gatalo, a member of the Urban Movement organization, told Reuters by telephone on Monday.
"This will be a monument to universal justice that Mostar needs more than any other city I know."
He said Mostar, scene of fighting between Muslims and Croats in 1993-1994, needed a symbol of justice, mastery and honesty -- virtues upheld by the late Chinese-American actor.
Born in San Francisco, Lee starred in several kung fu movies, including 1973's "Enter the Dragon". He died at the age of 32 from swelling on the brain.
A German organization agreed last year to sponsor the project with a 5,000 euro ($6,162) grant.
The statue, cast in bronze and showing the martial arts master in a typical fighting pose, will be designed by a local sculptor and put up in central Mostar.
Lee's widow Linda will be invited to attend the ceremony.
For years, reconciliation in post-war Mostar was slower than anywhere else in Bosnia. But the reconstruction of the city's Old Bridge last year has helped reunite Muslim and Croat communities separated by the river.

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High-tech tombstones with embedded flat screen monitors that show videos of the deceased

A company in the US plans to unveil new high-tech tombstones with embedded flat screen monitors that would allow visitors to play memorial videos of the deceased, according to a report.
Joe Joachim, who says he wants to be the Walt Disney of the funeral business, plans to unveil the Vidstone at the annual funeral directors convention in Chicago in October.
The solar-powered Vidstone will play a video of the person's life at the touch of a button. It will not have speakers, but a jack to plug in headphones at cemeteries.


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Russian Man Hammers Nail Into Head After “Hearing Voice”
Created: 08.06.2005 18:12 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 18:22 MSK MosNews

The resident of a Russian village has hammered a nail into his own head.
While alone at home 37-year-old Yuri Dedov took a hammer and drove a 122-millimeter nail into his forehead all the way down to the nailhead, Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper wrote. When Dedov’s mother came home, she found her son had a fever. Upon seeing the nail in his head, she called for an ambulance.
Dedov was taken to hospital and operated on. After the successful operation, he said that he had heard a voice saying “Take a hammer and do it.”
Neurosurgeon Yuri Tanvel, who operated on Dedov, said a piece of iron had almost gone through the latter’s head and stopped near the eyeball. “If its trajectory had been 15 degrees different, he would have died immediately. As it is, no vital function was violated. The main thing is the nail did not reach the brain,” the paper quoted the doctor as saying.
In April, doctors in the Voronezh region pulled a 35 cm knife out of a man’s head who lived to tell the tale. The patient’s friend had plunged the knife into his eye.


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Strippers arrested for spanking truck driver on his birthday

Note contents of the following JACKSONVILLE, Ark. (AP)
Three strippers have been arrested for allegedly spanking a truck driver at his birthday bash and severely bruising his backside.
The three women have been charged with misdemeanor battery.
Authorities in Jacksonville, Arkansas, say the trucker was handcuffed and spanked with a three-foot-long paddle and a belt while one of the strippers restrained his head. Officials say the man's friends paid 25 dollars for the spanking.
Investigators say the club has agreed to discontinue all spankings.

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Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man
Wednesday, May 25, 2005 Posted: 8:41 AM EDT (1241 GMT)

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (AP) -- An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called emergency dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour -- all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.
Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the emergency telephone hotline, jail spokeswoman Mandy Giannini said.
She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver to her south Charlotte apartment, said Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said.
Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.
It's unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said.
When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot (1.5-meter) -tall, 98-pound (44.5-kilo) woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.
Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the emergency telephone system, jail records show.


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Police: Obscenity forcibly tattooed on teen's forehead

March 28, 2005, 4:31 PM EST

NORWICH, N.Y. -- A man and a teenager have been charged with forcibly tattooing an obscenity on the forehead of a 17-year-old boy, police said Monday.
Norwich Police Officer Craig Berry declined to describe the tattoo, except to say it was a phrase.
"It's just ludicrous that someone would do something like this to another person," Berry said.
Kenneth D. Peer, 23, of South New Berlin and a 17-year-old boy from Earlville were charged with felony assault and unlawful imprisonment. Police were withholding the name of the 17-year-old, who was charged as a youthful offender, Berry said.
The pair were being held in the Chenango County jail on $25,000 bail. They were to return to court Wednesday.
The victim _ whose name also was withheld by police _ walked into the Norwich police station Friday to file a complaint against his attackers. The victim told officers he had been held down by a man and another teen at a Norwich residence while they forcibly tattooed the vulgarity.
Police have not established a motive for the attack, Berry said. Police, however, said the three were acquaintances and that the incident was not a hate crime.
Berry said the attackers used a homemade tattooing instrument. Berry said it was likely the victim would require plastic surgery or a laser process to remove the ink.


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Short index finger indicates physical aggressiveness in men.

THE length of a man’s fingers can reveal how physically aggressive he is, according to new research.
The shorter the index finger is compared to the ring finger, the more boisterous he will be, University of Alberta researchers said.
But the same was not true for verbal aggression or hostile behaviours, they told the journal Biological Psychology after studying 300 people’s fingers. The trend is thought to be linked to testosterone exposure in the womb.
There is known to be a direct correlation between finger lengths and the amount of the male hormone testosterone that a baby is exposed to in the womb. In women, the two fingers are usually almost equal in length, as measured from the crease nearest the palm to the fingertip. In men, the ring finger tends to be longer than the index.
Other studies looking at finger length have suggested that, in men, a long ring finger and symmetrical hands are an indication of fertility, and women with a longer index finger are more likely to be fertile.
One study found boys with shorter ring fingers tended to be at greatest risk of a heart attack in early adulthood, which was linked to testosterone levels.
In the current study, Dr Peter Hurd found men with the shortest index fingers scored higher on measures of physical aggression than those with longer index fingers.
Dr Hurd is now looking at male hockey players to see if there is any correlation between finger lengths and each player’s penalty record for contact and fouling during matches.


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Man turns on sprinklers to create a tower of ice

By TIM MOWRY
Fairbanks Daily News-Miner
Published: March 7th, 2005


For a guy who doesn't like winter, John Reeves sure has a funny way of showing it.
How else do you explain the nearly 150-foot-tall, prehistoric-looking tower of ice Reeves has grown -- and continues to grow -- next to the Steese Highway eight miles north of Fairbanks?
"I don't really care for winter; I guess that's why I do stuff like this," Reeves said. "You've got to act crazy to keep from going crazy." Mission accomplished.
With nothing more than a well, a pump, some 1-inch copper pipe and a regular old Fairbanks winter, Reeves has created something that is absurdly Alaska.
"It's unique on the planet," said Reeves, standing next to his masterpiece on a sunny Saturday. "It's not like anybody else has one of these things."
Draped with thousands of icicles and several cauliflowers of ice protruding from its torso, the giant white stalagmite looks like something from the ice age. It was 141 feet tall Thursday and is still growing. It is about 70 feet wide at the base, and it narrows as it rises.
The "Fox Icescraper," as some are calling it, is taller than any building in Fairbanks, though that will change in a month or two when it begins to melt.
Two weeks of bitterly cold weather during January may have stunted the tower's growth, said Doug Buchanan, president of the Alaskan Alpine Club.
"We didn't go up it for a couple weeks when it was too cold," said Buchanan, who is the one who climbs the tower each week to extend the pipe and sprinkler head that has been spraying water 24 hours a day since mid-October, when temperatures were cold enough to turn water into ice. "The ice was just too brittle."
The tower has developed into one of Fairbanks' top winter tourist attractions. The Alaskan Alpine Club's Web page, which features photos, background and updates on the giant spire, receives almost 150,000 hits a day, Buchanan said.


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Cat Survives 10-Mile Trip Atop Car

Thu Mar 3, 4:12 PM ET
 Strange News - APINKOM, Idaho - Torri Hutchinson's cat might just have one less life to live. Hutchison was driving along Interstate 15 one day recently when a motorist kept trying to get her attention and pointing to the roof of her car. She said she was wary of the man, but wondered if perhaps her ski rack might have come loose.
 She pulled over to the side, but kept her doors locked and the motor running.
The man pulled up behind her. Hutchinson rolled down her window to hear the man frantically shouting, "Your cat! Your cat!"
He reached for the roof of her car and handed the shocked Hutchinson her orange tabby.
She had driven about 10 miles with the cat on top of the car, and didn't even notice the feline when she stopped for gas.
Hutchinson said Cuddle Bug, or C.B. for short, had climbed into the back of her car as she was getting ready to leave. She put him out, but he must have jumped on the roof while she wasn't looking, she said.


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"Nicollette Sheridan Banned for Life by the Sushi Nazi":

No, this isn't a Seinfeld spinoff in bizarro world. According to the National Enquirer, Sheridan got an unexpectedly raw deal recently when she tried to send back some "too fishy" flounder at L.A.'s Sushi Nozawa. Seems the tempura, um, temperamental chef Nozawa, known to many as the Sushi Nazi, wouldn't allow it. All his regular customers understand there are no returns and no exchanges--ever. But the episode quickly became a diva duel, complete with voices raised (as Hollywood heavyweights including Lucy Liu looked on). One eyewitness said, "Nicollette had a meltdown--she was absolutely seething." Nozawa himself said, "She kept yelling how angry she was. I told her, 'No, I am angry with you! You need to get out now and never come back!" Sheridan shouted he couldn't treat people like that and called him a "weird old man." He reportedly screamed, "You're nasty, nasty lady star. That's it. You are banned for life. No sushi for you!" Sheridan's reps dispute that account. They say Sheridan and Housewives costar Marcia Cross were told to leave because Cross wasn't eating, even though they say Sheridan was prepared to pay double so her friend could keep her seat at the sushi bar. Both versions end the same, however, with the Housewives California-rolling right out of there.


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If you're going to fight with cabdriver over fare, make sure your jacket isn't caught in the door as he drives away

February 14, 2005
BY NATASHA KORECKI Staff Reporter


A 23-year-old Wheeling man was in critical condition Sunday after his jacket got caught in a cab door during a scuffle with occupants and he was dragged down a North Side street.
The confrontation started around 3 a.m. Sunday outside SoPo Bar and Restaurant, 3418 N. Southport. One of three men getting into a cab there opened the door into the side of the Wheeling man's parked Audi.
The Wheeling man, whom police would not identify, punched a 25-year-old occupant of the cab after they exchanged words, police said.
The Wheeling man continued arguing and leaned inside the cab when one of the three riders slammed the door shut, catching the man's jacket.
Cabbie could be charged
The cabdriver drove off, dragging the man, police said.
The cabbie soon realized what happened and stopped after a couple of blocks, Chicago Police spokeswoman Patrice Harper said. The three passengers got out, and the cabbie left the scene, Harper said.
No one has been charged in the incident. The cabbie could face charges for leaving the scene, police said.
The Wheeling man was taken to Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, where he was listed in critical but stable condition, officials said.


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Unwitting coffee model awarded $15.6M

Tuesday, February 1, 2005 Posted: 8:53 AM EST (1353 GMT)

GLENDALE, California (AP) -- A jury has awarded $15.6 million to a man whose image was used for years without his permission on Taster's Choice coffee labels.
Russell Christoff, a former model from Northern California, posed for a two-hour Nestle photo shoot in 1986 but figured it was a bust -- until he stumbled across his likeness on a coffee jar while shopping at a drug store in 2002.
A legal dispute with Nestle USA ensued, during which Christoff, 58, declined the company's $100,000 settlement offer, and Nestle USA turned down his offer to to settle for $8.5 million.
Last week, a Los Angeles County Superior Court jury ordered Nestle USA to pay Christoff $15.6 million for using his likeness without his permission and profiting from it. The award includes 5 percent of the Glendale-based company's profit from Taster's Choice sales from 1997 to 2003.
During that time, Nestle sold the freeze-dried coffee with labels featuring Christoff's face in the United States, Mexico, South Korea, Japan, Israel and Kuwait. The company's Canadian arm started using his image in 1986.
Nestle USA attorney Lawrence Heller said the company would appeal the verdict.
"The employee that pulled the photo thought they had consent to use the picture," Heller said.
Eric Stockel, an attorney for Christoff, said he hadn't expected such a large verdict.
Christoff, who while working as a model had appeared in corporate training videos and hosted his own public television show, is now a kindergarten teacher in the Bay Ar